[Clan] Giygas' Minions

[Jenny]

Former members of Father Online;
Members of Saturn Valley Online.

Our Master has returned!

After taking a dive to Ness in Earthbound Giygas has rid Himself of people who would try to stand in His way!
Letting people believe you are dead really does keep them from bothering you.
Our Master is truly a genius!

Now, inhabitants of Eagle Land and New Morel, let us join Giygas and do His bidding before it is too late!
Let us give ourselves to His True, Pure Power, that He may spare us in The End Days!
Let us serve Him who will take this world by force!

WE ARE THE ENLIGHTENED!!!

*Deity* - Giygas

Officers:
Leader ----------------------------------- Jenny
2nd --------------------------------------- jakeyboy01 aka "Great ManiMani"
Consigliere (Adviser) ------------------- hero11 aka "Demon Warrior"
"Heavily Armored Pokey" -------------- (1 more)*

Enlisted Military Personnel:
"Lord Of Starmen" ---------------------- PKLove10
"Ness' Worst Nightmare" --------------- Merah
"Platinum Dog" -------------------------- Slaughter
"Shadow Vapor" ------------------------- KingDarkmex
"New Age Retro Hippie" ---------------- SuperPlush
"Annoying Old Party Man" -------------- vlad
"Final Starman" ------------------------- MotherHero
"Master Puke" --------------------------- nicka209

"Titanic Ant" ---------------------------- (1 more)
"Boogie Tent Of Doom" ---------------- (1 more)
"Thunder and Storm" ------------------- (2 more; name Thunder OR Storm)
Any "enemy" you wish to be ----------- (Name and claim)

To Join Our Sect:
1) Pledge your actions to Giygas.
2) State who you wish to be.

Clan Alliances:
Best Alliance - The Mafia

All Other Clan Alliances:
1. The Sharks
2. SteamPunks!
3. The Circus!
4. E.P.I.C.
5. The Furr

Player Alliances:
1. Lucky5
2. IMD007
3. Tech

Slave Clans:
Hellshadow - via Gameeater

At War With:
Clan - Starmen

Enemies:
DivineRose aka Mint Berry Crunch -------------- For underestimating Him.
omg900 -------------------------------------------- For insulting The Clan Leader, Jenny.
c0mp1337 ------------------------------------------ For slowing progress of SVO
YeOldeHobo ---------------------------------------- For slowing progress of SVO


*Requirements for Heavily Armored Pokey:
1. Must be a member of SVO Elite.
2. Must remain active.
3. Must be in good standings with #2 and myself.
4. Must be hated by at least 5 players.
5. Must have at least 5 confirmed PKs of different players.
6. Must be in Giygas' minions for at least 90 days.
7. Must never be found to be disloyal to Giygas' Minions, #2, myself, and/or Him.
8. Must have a sick avatar.
9. Must have a sick signature.
10. Must PK a player of my choosing.
Note: Heavily Armored Pokey is in charge of Giygas' Minions in my absence.


The Ultimate Truth
There is Power to be found in serving Him.
Power that can not be obtained through any other means.
This True, Pure Power, is what makes Giygas who He is.
He is the Embodiment of Fear.
The Embodiment of Truth.
The Embodiment of the Pure Power.
He gifts those who serve Him with Bits of Truth.
Bits of Himself, really.
These Bits of Truth come to us in the form of "Hints".
They are offered to Select Members of His sect.
The First Hint of The Pure Truth has already been passed along.
Will YOU be the one to obtain the next "Hint"?

[SuperPlush]

With Everything in me, I will hereby serve Him who is worthy.
SuperPlush has become Ness' WORST Nightmare.

SuperPlush: "Heh. He thought breaking some statue could stop his evil side? This will be fun."

[Jenny]

He has instructed me to accept you.
SuperPlush, what is your age?

[SuperPlush]

I apologize for my absence.
I have been meditating in His power, slowly tightening my grip on His... His prey.

I have spent the 22 years that I have been on this earth serving Him, my Queen.

[SuperPlush]

I have completed my latest assignment.

[Slaughter]

I have completed my latest assignment.

If you did not want people to wonder what your assignment was you would have simply PMed Jenny.

Tell us what it is straight up, or hold your tung.

[Zeno]

Uh...

While I am not a member of this, I suggest not posting in other clan's topics unless you are joining or have joined; that post was not a good post to make because you have no say in what the clan does.

[Slaughter]

Uh...

While I am not a member of this, I suggest not posting in other clan's topics unless you are joining or have joined; that post was not a good post to make because you have no say in what the clan does.

I would normally agree with you, but Jenny and I have recently come to an understanding.
As I'm sure that you have noticed we are both very blunt.
Because of this we have agreed to let one another post our thoughts in each others threads, and quote each other however we feel like it.
I can't say I like Jenny very much (though I may, I am still undecided), but I appreciate that she understands this.
If nothing else we can hate each other in peace.
I'm sure that she'll say the same when she logs next.

[Jenny]

D*mn, it'd be funny to deny all of that Slaughter!!
Assuming that it follows the forum rules Slaughter may posts whatever he wishes when ever he wishes in any threads that I make.

And to answer your question, Super Plush wasn't doing anything sneaky.
His assignment was to get an Avatar.
It was posted by me, here on the forum in public view.
The forum was wiped however, so the msg is gone.

[jakeyboy01]

I would like to join your worshipping of the Great Master and do as i am told and... stuff.

can't think of a catchy name... how about 'Great Mani Mani' or something else thats good? just whatever.

[Jenny]

Great Mani Mani it is!

Good to have you!

[Darkfrost]

For extra points, go for Majestic Mani Mani, or Malevolent Mani mani, or something else that alliterates.

[jakeyboy01]

YAY FOR GRAMMERZ!!!

[Jenny]

Lol, nice msg JakeyBoy, but is it supposed to be a reply to Darks?
I know you said that you didn't care about your name, but I felt weird about just changing it.
If you ever want to alter it tho, just let me know!

GIYGAS POWER!
(sorry, I just finished watching Chappell Show)

[Lucky5]

I would like to issue a public apology toward Jenny and Iceman. I lashed out on you two and that was wrong. Furthermore I would like to apologize to the members of Giygas' Minions for showing open hostility toward your leader. I know this apology is long overdo, but I digress I shall now return to being naturally random and crazy and sometimes unnaturally serious and somber once more.