The Evils of The Ham Party Monsters

[Nintenfan]

Ham parties have never been so fun.
Jammin' to revolution 9, singin', and eatin' ham.

STOP THE MASSACRE.

In Ham Parties, many hams are being showed out-- ham is proof of good manners.

But it is not.
Hams are generally quite well liked--and that is the evil.
For one ham party (100 hams, let's say), you have no idea how MANY pigs have been slaughtered by evil leader Baracus.
If you say, one ham is a pig's leg, then it's still 25 poor li'l pigs who died for those ham parties.
There are numerous ham parties each week--and sometimes, even more than one each day.

Just look at those poor creatures!

Aren't they just cute?! So many of them died by the Ham Party men's hands!
Help me fight the ham! Help THEM save their own lives!
We must stop the ham production, protect the pigs, and then make sure such a genocide never happens again.

Dude, we do none of this, and, may i add, anytime you are in the pvp cave, i shall kill you without warning.

[Oceanity]

NOOOO WILBUR! YOU CAN MAKE IT D:

Some pig >_>

[gBev]

Okay Moupi, this is just stupid. It's not even worth playing along with this, the hams are pixels.

As a Ham Party Man I ask that any mod not locks, but deletes this topic or moves it out of our forum.

-gBev

[Darkfrost]

Locked for trolling.

[Melaneve]

I suppose I'll relocate this to Off Topic, then.